My bushbeer siren company

[rulesarecool]

Hi, So I have made a bunch of sirens and I am going to tell you about them. So there are 5 models currently in production. 2 of them already installed. So the first one is called BushBeer 100. Making 100 decibels. Very common. And BushBeer 75 for industrial purposes. There will be 3 other models. The other models are called Bush And Beer Omni which will be a 110-decibel siren. very rare. The Bush And Beer tornado. A siren that has 4 cones and spins. Makes 125 decibels and is super rare with 1 installed. And the BushBeer450D. A horn that is mounted on the side of a building screams 105 decibels. These are my sirens. The 2 locations. German Town WI replaced their 2001-srn with a BushBeer 100. And Mosinee expanded coverage with a Bush and Beer tornado. I do not sell these to the public consumer but if you live in the Marshfield area then you can be in luck because I'm selling the other 3 models for 200 a pop. No questions asked. Ill let ya guy know once they are finished.

[HudsonRiverSirens]

NotVoyager all over again. Unless you can provide proof (that isn't a crappy roblox photo) stop spreading false info.

[Reactor Cat]

Hi, So I have made a bunch of sirens and I am going to tell you about them. So there are 5 models currently in production. 2 of them already installed. So the first one is called BushBeer 100. Making 100 decibels. Very common. And BushBeer 75 for industrial purposes. There will be 3 other models. The other models are called Bush And Beer Omni which will be a 110-decibel siren. very rare. The Bush And Beer tornado. A siren that has 4 cones and spins. Makes 125 decibels and is super rare with 1 installed. And the BushBeer450D. A horn that is mounted on the side of a building screams 105 decibels. These are my sirens. The 2 locations. German Town WI replaced their 2001-srn with a BushBeer 100. And Mosinee expanded coverage with a Bush and Beer tornado. I do not sell these to the public consumer but if you live in the Marshfield area then you can be in luck because I'm selling the other 3 models for 200 a pop. No questions asked. Ill let ya guy know once they are finished.

Not to judge but isn't bush or Busch a company of beer?

[OnlineRecords0]

What..? If this is real, the LEAST you could do is provide a photo. But if it’s not legitimate, this is probably not the category to post in.

[JasonC]

The CoorsLight siren is a much more reliable unit though.

I want to lock this thread but it's so beyond ridiculousness I'm tempted to make it a sticky...

[Reactor Cat]

The CoorsLight siren is a much more reliable unit though.

I want to lock this thread but it's so beyond ridiculousness I'm tempted to make it a sticky...

I thought the budlight siren was more reliable...

[Snowpix]

I prefer Sleeman sirens myself, haven't you heard about their durability and range?

[Ctdcgaming]

I don't understand any of this... I think he might've been on the beer while writing that one...

[Reactor Cat]

Message to mods, You guys should change this thread to funny fake siren manufacturer names. Because it would be cool.

[HudsonRiverSirens]

I think y'all forgot the WEEWOO 3000. Its range is 3000 MILES!!!!
Bestest Loudest SIREEEN EVER!